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Date Posted: 27/2/2002
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Author: P.M. Greaves
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You must have been in a coma recently if you failed to notice the fantastic new game from Sony, "Rasta-masta-fasta-plasta" which is a strategy game where you play a Jamaican professional plasterer battling through different environmental conditions to get his plasterwork to dry. The 3D plastering environment is truly breathtaking and the real-time engine is mind-boggling, sometimes it's difficult to recall if you're playing a game at all. For just £399.99 you can buy a digital plasterer's mortar-board and trowel to make the experience fully realistic.
Finally, don't miss the new add-on from Nokia for the 3310 and 8310 incorporating a 17" monitor, surround-sound speakers and a microwave detector satellite which arrive fully boxed with a harness eliminating any portability issues. Available from just £2999.99 especially aimed for the 13-19 age group. Nokia say kids with this will be the coolest in the playground; a bold claim.
Remember, technology is your friend, not the bastard who just beat your wife and children to death with a cricket bat and smeared their brains all over your brand new sofa. That was me.
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