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Date Posted: 19/4/2002
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Author: P.M. Greaves
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The plane's black box voice recorder was salvaged early this morning from the smoldering wreckage and the following disturbing messages;
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Pilot: "Airspeed constant clear airspace ahead"
Co-pilot: "Look, look"
Pilot: "What the hell are THEY doing?"
Co-pilot: "Hey we're flying here! Idiot"
Pilot: "Pull hard left"
Co-pilot: "No hard right, no hard up, up up up"
Pilot: "What do you think I'm doing?"
Co-pilot: "<inaudable>"
Stewardess: "Would you guys like some tea?"
Pilot: "Three sugars... oh s**t, f**k no, no nooooo..."
(Impact)
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Analysts have confirmed that the skyscraper literally came from nowhere.
"There was simply no time for the pilots to react." Said top Analyst Dexter Sidebottom.
More hard hitting ball-breaking news to follow after the Chinese take-away arrives.
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