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  Bin Laden holds dying boy in his arms...

  Date Posted: 30/12/2001 Author: P.M. Greaves
 
..."It's the least he could do after shooting him!" Exclaims shocked eyewitness Majmoohad Rajbadah, 36DD. "He just came out of the bushes yelling 'Die Americans' firing bullets all over the place" she unnecessarily elaborated.

Mister Bin Laden opened fire on a group of six year old islamic children he mistook for heavily armed US Airforce chiefs in a playground at around quarter past seven this morning.
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