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  Successful Panda mating plan!

  Date Posted: 23/2/2003 Author: P.M. Greaves
 
An alcohol-fuelled plan at Twycross Zoo to mate a Panda with a Llama has been hailed a success by resident experts. The two finally got it on at 3:30 this afternoon after two weeks in confinement together.

When we enquired exactly what this act achieved, head of the project just grinned and shrugged.

Videos of this monumental scientific breakthrough go on sale Tuesday for £4.99 a piece.
 
 
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