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Date Posted: 4/2/2004
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Author: P.M. Greaves
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In a Historic business deal, Microsoft have negotiated a merger with the omnipresent creator of the heavens and the Earth.
Bill Gates earlier said that he was "extremely satisfied" with the outcome that sees him to gain super-human powers and a software monopoly across the Universe.
Piracy, a multi-million Dollar industry is now seriously put under stress from Microsoft.
"For too long now have we and other companies lost many thousands of Dollars because of these people" Said Gates, perched on a fluffy cloud playing the harp.
Gates' new-found omnipotence will now allow him to smite thee who smited upon him and literally "eliminate" the Software Pirates for good.
We at CMNN bow down to our new Lord. Could we just have five minutes to flush a few CDs?
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