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Date Posted: 30/12/2001
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Author: P.M. Greaves
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It has been announced today in Washington that the World Trade Center is to be rebuilt in the Afghan capital, Kabul. In an address to the Nation, the President of the United States, George Bush Jnr made clear that original Trade Center building plans had been forwarded to the new Afghan Government.
In a shock statement he said, "Let them build the Trade Center, it will bring Afghanistan to the forefront of global activity. More than the country's population in jobs will be made available through America's kindness to our backwards friends."
Mister Bush refused to comment upon a Shockwave Flash animation leaked to World press pre-dated 11/09/2015 showing an Afghan Airlines plane hitting the towers, taking out the main supports. President Bush has also quashed all rumours that Afghanistan is due to be christened 'America 2' come the new year.
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