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Date Posted: 28/12/2002
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Author: P.M. Greaves
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Some folk want human cloning banned but here's three uses of a human clone that suggest that it is almost certainly the way forward.
(1) A clone can be a realistic feeling sex toy for people who can't get it from real people (computer consultants mostly). Could be sold at Argos for £1,500 perhaps.
(2) Clones can be brought up to believe they have to do all of the washing, ironing, cleaning and cooking in your household while you sit around watching Trisha on your fat arse collecting the dole.
(3) A bereaved widow/widower could take some skin cells from their dead partner and re-create them so they can re-live all of those magical times again. Sure you'd have to come clean that you didn't really want them, you wanted the original; but it's widely documented that clones don't have feelings anyway.
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