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Date Posted: 20/1/2003
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Author: P.M. Greaves
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ITV and Channel 4 have not been thoroughly searched yet but Graham Norton was taken off the air live tonight in front of his 26 viewers after accidentally letting the little boy he keeps in a drawer come into camera shot.
A spokesperson from the police said, "It's what we like to call celebropower-paedosanity. A celebrity just thinks they can do anything, it begins with cannabis and they just keep going for bigger and bigger highs until they are on the kids".
Let's pray to god Richard and Judy, who are still at large are restrained soon after taking to the skies on jetpacks.
There was no need to gain a statement from Channel 5 because this story only involves celebrities.
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