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Date Posted: 21/1/2003
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Author: P.M. Greaves
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It has also emerged that Tony Blair has invited in a number of Afghan citizens for asylum when they fought against the UK
We don't want to cause ill-feeling in our calm society but CMNN thinks it's time to angrily burn Downing Street, steal records of where these traitors are living and chase them onto the next plane to Afghanistan with a big stick.
When MP's questioned Mr Blair on a supposed peace talk with Saddam Hussein that happened via Satellite this morning he garbled this statement:
"He said he wouldn't give me his nuclear warhead but I wanted to play with it and then we got very angry and ...I errr...I said he looked like a jerk"
A grim sign of things to come. Next week, a CMNN tutorial on how to build your very own bomb shelter out of rocks, dirt and squirrels.
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