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  Americans can't pinpoint selves!

  Date Posted: 1/2/2003 Author: P.M. Greaves
 
The National Geographic Society have left the world stunned by releasing results of a study carried out on US Citizens. It clearly shows that 9/10 Americans were unable to pinpoint Iraq - apparently the arch Enemy of the United States.

It has for some time been speculated that some Americans didn't even know there was a world outside Texas and certainly came as a shock to George Bush Jnr as he was taken kicking and screaming to Washington State for his term in the White House.

In further stupidity, a shocking 8/10 Americans couldn't even locate themselves on a Theme Park map with an enormous red arrow stating, "You Are Here".
 
 
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