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Date Posted: 17/3/2003
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Author: P.M. Greaves
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Sadly from time to time, CMNN has to report a story about a bunch of retards with entirely too much time on their hands.
A record 540 twits made official complaints to the ITC about an advert for Wrigley's X-Cite brand of gum. It showed a dog coming out of a man's mouth to visually portray 'dog breath'.
"This is a difficult decision to make as the amount of money pumped into the graphics for the advert." Said a Wrigley's spokesman.
"You tell me how much you'd pay a man and how long you'd spend finding a man who'd swallow and regurgitate a living dog? C'mon, it wasn't cheap I can tell you that." He continued before we backed out of the room slowly.
Some mentally defective individuals said they had actually been physically sick at the sight of the advert themselves.
CMNN, never being one to be outspoken have to say what a wet bunch of bedsheets the British public are becoming. If they can't stomach a dog emerging from somebody's mouth, how in the hell are they going to cope when they wake up and find their family massacred at the dining table?
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