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Date Posted: 15/5/2003
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Author: P.M. Greaves
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Statistics from the brief war in Iraq are in:
The US Army successfully killed 35 British Soldiers on the way to liberating Iraq. One American general told us, "It's not enough, but it's a start".
The US regret however that they accidentally killed 104 Iraqi gunmen and a poodle in 'friendly fire' incidents.
The RAF reported 3 planes shot down by the United States tanks and one monumentally glorious hour when a US Fighter Jet blasted a convoy of 'highly dangerous' British television reporters with some kind of sophisticated danger-seeking missile.
Tony Blair congratulated George Bush Jnr with a friendly peck on the cheek for his Army's amazing strategical plans broadcasted live on CNN.
"That's the last place the Iraqis would think of looking" Said George, munching on a Pretzel.
That's the war as we saw it. See it with us. Unless you've already seen the above, then you've seen it as we saw it.
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