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Date Posted: 17/6/2004
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Author: P.M. Greaves
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"I'll huff, I'll puff..."
Above is the picture of a man, once the figure of youth and forceful penetration in World politics now lowered to nothing more than a flaccid-cock, flailing helplessly in what remains of Britain's heritage.
A nearby German Chancellor, Gerhard Schroeder (1944-?) was treated yesterday to what has been described by most people present as; "The worst cover version of anything I've ever heard, and I mean, that even includes Rolf Harris' Starway to Heaven, man" at a European Press-conference.
Blair took the mic in his hand after refusing to answer a question on Agateophobia and suddenly burst into an un-provoked "C'est la vie" by Irish pop-bitches 'B*Witched'. Early reports indicate fitting camp-dancing and finger wiggles were fully included in the perplexing outburst.
Gerhard Schroeder is said to be in a critical but stable condition this morning.
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