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  Breaking News: NASA Announce 4 men lost in space!

  Date Posted: 30/12/2001 Author: P.M. Greaves
 
In terrifying new reports, NASA have announced 4 men sent into space earlier this week to research the effects of weightlessness on weights will not be returning to Earth.

Preliminary reports suggest that the men lost contact with mission control after their 30-day evaluation copies of equipment monitoring software, namely 'Roger Wilco' and 'WinZip' expired mid-mission.

"This is a mickey-mouse mistake that professionals should not be making" said a NASA Spokesman. "We are deeply sorry to the Astronaut's families; the budget this year was low and buying a fully functional copy of Windows XP Professional exhausted our resources!" He added.

Disney have since filed a lawsuit against NASA stating that even Mickey Mouse knows how to use registry cracks.

We'll keep you posted on this as the story develops, perhaps; if we like.
 
 
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