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Date Posted: 7/1/2002
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Author: P.M. Greaves
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United States authorities are reviewing security measures following the weekend incident in Tampa, Florida when a young pilot thought he was big and clever.
Mercifully, 15 year old Charles Bishop was the only one expelling blood from every orifice when his single-engine Cessna plane hit the Bank of America Plaza Building early on Saturday evening holding a suicide note expressing sympathy for Osama Bin Laden.
Bishop had been taking flying lessons recently. "We thought it was a bit odd that he only wanted to fly towards buildings and turn away at the last minute," Said flying instructor Randy Nobbs. "There were simply no warning signs!" He continued.
"Nobody liked him," Said Charles Bishop's Father; "Since September 11th he would walk the house wearing a turban and only answering to 'Mustafa' but we just thought he was a bit retarded;" He concluded.
The investigation is continuing, but to be honest it's a waste of time and money.
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