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  Britain's Road Users: Shambles!!

  Date Posted: 6/2/2003 Author: P.M. Greaves
 
CMNN are very sorry to report that Britain's road users are falling into disrepair. By 2010 it has been estimated that no fewer than 98% of road users will be either thick, female, American or all three.

This evening on the way to the CMNN offices, I took the same route as a car who's driver was so badly hit by rising petrol prices that they couldn't even afford indicators! It's easy to fall into the trap of road-rage but I whole heartedly blame the Government for the fact that on several occasions I almost collided with them in a battle of confusion.

A good proportion of drivers I encounter are inflicted with a much greater financial burden and have never even been able to see, let alone buy a copy of the Highway Code.

When will the DVLA learn and produce an affordable version that fits right into your glove box?
 
 
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