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  The future as we see it! Part 2.

  Date Posted: 17/6/2004 Author: P.M. Greaves
 
In the world of Gaming, the Directx 9 graphics cards have already revolutionised the way we think about pumping bullets into somebody. The latest game that Rockstar (GTA, GTA2, GTA3, GTA3 Vice City, GTA San Andreas) are bringing us takes reality to a totally new level. Grand Theft Auto: Pimp Gangsta sees you actually embody the hate-filled woman-beating pimp you control in your games.

The graphics are superb, the physics absolutely ridiculously awesome dude and the frames per second are irrepairably damaging on my retinas. But the fun doesn't stop there.

The game box is packed with pimp gear, purple hat with feather, a BB Gun that's been converted to fire real bullets, a phone number for your very own whore (which is determined by serial number; Pirate the game and you don't get a whore) and a bag of uncut crack to get you started before you get out there and find a dealer.

You'll be very surprised if you have any friends, a girlfriend or have not been disowned by your family within eight weeks.

CMnn give it a huge 89.678/94.2%³ and twelve thumbs up.

A MUST HAVE, especially for the 14-19 age range.
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