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Date Posted: 17/6/2004
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Author: P.M. Greaves
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We've just finished our never-ending(?) quest into the technology pit of futurismico-perplexitus.
Good news for Pirates everywhere as the 30GB DVD with blue-laser technology will maximise capacity for all your Movie-Ripz/Warez/Serialz/Crackz/Hackz/Appz so that you can commit illegal acts far more subtley. Rather than having about 800CDs littering your floor for the filth to find when they inevitably bust yo' door open at 6am after undercover teams saw you boasting of your collection on IRC Channels; you can just hide a couple of these 00b3r-1337 discs under your carpet. BONUS!!!
Staying on the piracy theme, the cinemas giving their ushers night-vision goggles to spot people with video cameras have reacted with displeasure towards Sony, who've cracked the problem. All of their new camcorders emit Day, and everybody knows... Day is invisible to night-vision goggles. Simple.
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